The sounds are arranged by who says them and then within a person they are arranged by when they occur in the movie. So here they are, over 100 sounds, with the size of an mp3 but the ease of playing as a wav file.

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Ferris Cam Rooney Jeanie Grace Garth Miscellaneous
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f e r r i s   b u e l l e r

health.wav Ferris : Jeanie, please don't be upset with me, you have your health, be thankful.
ring.wav Ferris: Ringydingy
bought.wav Ferris : They bought it.
worse_perf.wav Ferris : Incredible. One of the worse performances of my career and they never doubted it for a second.
school.wav Ferris : How could I possibly be expected to handle school on a day like this?
lung.wav Ferris : This is my 9th sick day this semester. It's getting pretty tough coming up with new illnesses. If I go for 10, I'm probably gonna have to barf up a lung. So I better make this one count.
fake.wav Ferris : The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you that a good phony fever is a dead lock, but uh, you get a nervous mother you could wind up in a doctor's office, that's worse than school. You fake a stomach cramp, then when you're bent over moaning and wailing, you lick your palms. It's a little childish and stupid but then so it high school.
highschool.wav Ferris : It's a little childish and stupid but then so is highschool.
european_soc.wav Ferris : I do have a test today, that wasn't bullshit. It's on European socialism. I mean really what's the point? I'm not European, I don't plan on being European, so who gives a crap if they're socialists? They could be fascist anarchists, it still wouldn't change the fact that I don't own a car.
dsshower.wav Ferris (sings) : I recall Central Park in fall. How you tore your dress. What a mess. I confess.
isms.wav Ferris : It's not that I condone facism, or any isms for that matter. Isms in my opinion are not good. A person should not believe in an ism he should believe in himself.
lennon.wav Ferris : I quote John Lennon. "I don't believe in Beatles I just believe in me." A good point there, after all he was the walrus, I could be the walrus, I'd still have to bum rides off of people.
car.wav Ferris : I asked for a car, I got a computer. How's that for being born under a bad sign?
clarinet.wav clicks fingers
clarinet plays
Ferris : Never had one lesson
clarinet plays
diamond.wav Ferris : Pardon my french, but Cameron is so tight, that if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass, in 2 weeks you would have a diamond.
ohoh.wav Ferris : Oh oh!
danube.wav Ferris plays Blue Danube on synthesizer with coughs.
not4me.wav Ferris : I'm not doing this for me, I'm doing it for you.
peptobismol.wav Ferris : Be a man! Take some peptobismol, get dressed and come on over here.
tired.wav Ferris : I'm tired of this stuff.
pqs.wav Cam as George Peterson : You just mind your Ps and Qs buster and remember who you're dealing with…
Ferris : Bueller, Ferris Bueller.
bond.wav Ferris : Bueller, Ferris Bueller.
brain.wav Ferris : Where's your brain?
dontdothat.wav Ferris : Oh no come on, don't do that.
favor.wav Ferris : Well, to fix the situation, I'm gonna have to ask you for a small favor.
garage.wav Cam : The 1961 Ferrari 250 GT California. Less than 100 were made. My father spent 3 years restoring this car. It is his love, it is his passion...
Ferris : It is his fault he didn't lock the garage.
priorities.wav Cam : Ferris, my father loves this car more than life itself.
Ferris : A man with priorities so far out of whack doesn't deserve such a fine automobile.
bella.wav Ferris : Che bella
envy.wav Ferris : It is a piece of shit. Don't worry about it, I don't even have a piece of shit, I have to envy yours.
sorry.wav Ferris : Look, I'm sorry, there's nothing else we can do.
backwards.wav Ferris : Look this is real simple. Whatever miles we put on we'll take off.
Cam : How?
Ferris : We'll drive home backwards.
kiss.wav Ferris : Do you have a kiss for daddy?
question.wav Ferris : The question isn't "What are we going to do?", the question is "What aren't we going to do?".
access.wav Ferris : If you had access to a car like this, would you take it back right away? Neither would I.
letsgo.wav Ferris : We got a lot to do. Let's go.
problem.wav Ferris : Is there a problem?
ab.wav Ferris : A - You can never go too far. B - If I'm gonna get busted it is not gonna be by a guy like that.
understanding.wav Chez Quis Maitre'd : I uh, appreciate your understanding.
Ferris : Don't think twice. It's understanding that makes it possible for people like us to tolerate a person like yourself.
choice.wav Ferris : It is so choice.
recommend.wav Ferris : If you have the means, I highly recommend picking one up.
surrender.wav Cam : Let's surrender.
Ferris : Never.
survive.wav Ferris : When the meek get pinched, the bold survive.
batter.wav Cam : Hey batter batter batter batter swiiinng batter. Come on.
Cam & Ferris : Hey batter batter batter batter swiiinng batter. Come on.
Cam : He can't hit he-can't-hit-he-can't-hit-he-can't-hit-he-can't-it swiiing batter
doorbell.wav Ferris : Who is it? Oh, I'm sorry I can't come to the door right now. I'm afraid that in my weakened condition, I could take a nasty spill down the stairs and subject myself to further school absences. You can reach my parents at their places of business. Thank you for stopping by, I appreciate your concern for my well being. Have a nice day.
parade.wav Ferris : Ladies and Gentlemen. You're such a wonderful crowd, we'd like to play a little tune for you. It's one of my personal favorites and I'd like to dedicate it to a young man who doesn't think he's seen anything good today. Cameron Frye, this one's for you.
Ferris (sings) : Danke schoen, darling, danke schoen, thank you for all the joy and pain. Picture shows, second balcony, was the place we'd meet. 2nd seat, go dutch treat. You were sweet.
Sloane : Ferris get off of the float!
Cam : Ahhhh! What are you doing?
Sloane : Ferris get off of the float!
Cam : You're out of your mind!
Ferris (sings) : Danke schoen, darling, danke schoen, save those lies darling don't explain. I recall Central Park in fall, how you tore your dress, what a mess (fades)
respect.wav Ferris : You can't respect somebody who kisses your ass. Just doesn't work.
dunwork.wav Ferris : Just doesn't work
kill.wav Cam : What did I do?
Ferris : You killed the car.
ohshit.wav Ferris : Oh shit!
hiferris.wav Ferris : Hi! How ya doing? Ferris Bueller
life.wav Ferris : Yep, I said it before and I'll say it again. Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
over.wav Ferris : You're still here? It's over go home.
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c a m e r o n   f r y e

cam_egypt.wav Cam (sings) : When Cameron was in Egypt's land. Let my Cameron go.
rotinpeace.wav Cam : Why can't you let me rot in peace?
shutup.wav Cam : Oh shut up!
illgo.wav Cam : This is, this is ridiculous okay. I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, wha I'll go. Shit.
goddamnit.wav Cam : God damn it!
asshole.wav Cam as George Peterson : Pardon my french, but you're an asshole!
hellmatter.wav Cam as George Peterson : What the hell is the matter with you anyway?
sir.wav Cam as George Peterson : Call me sir! God damn it!
pqs.wav Cam as George Peterson : You just mind your Ps and Qs buster and remember who you're dealing with…
Ferris : Bueller, Ferris Bueller.
goddamnit2.wav Cam as George Peterson : God damn it!
hellwrong.wav Cam : What the hell is wrong with you?
stupidcrap.wav Cam : Look don't ask me to participate in your stupid crap if you don't like the way I do it.
goinghome.wav Cam : See ya later pal. I'm going home.
nicelife.wav Cam : Have a nice life!
garage.wav Cam : The 1961 Ferrari 250 GT California. Less than 100 were made. My father spent 3 years restoring this car. It is his love, it is his passion...
Ferris : It is his fault he didn't lock the garage.
priorities.wav Cam : Ferris, my father loves this car more than life itself.
Ferris : A man with priorities so far out of whack doesn't deserve such a fine automobile.
understand.wav Cam : Apparently, you don't understand.
diaper.wav Cam : He never drives it, he just rubs it with a diaper.
thanks.wav Cam : Awww, thanks.
backwards.wav Ferris : Look this is real simple. Whatever miles we put on we'll take off.
Cam : How?
Ferris : We'll drive home backwards.
wrong.wav Cam : Wrong!
nothere.wav Cam : Not here.
answer_machine.wav Cam : We are deeply sorry we are unable to come to the phone right now, but if you leave you're name and number we'll be back to you as soon as is humanely possible.
leavesoon.wav Cam : Ferris I don't feel too good. Can we leave soon?
doop.wav Sound Cameron makes at the Board of Trade by flicking his cheek.
surrender.wav Cam : Let's surrender.
Ferris : Never.
batter.wav Cam : Hey batter batter batter batter swiiinng batter. Come on.
Cam & Ferris : Hey batter batter batter batter swiiinng batter. Come on.
Cam : He-can't-hit-he-can't-hit-he-can't-hit-he-can't-hit-he-can't-it swiiing batter
parade.wav Ferris : Ladies and Gentlemen. You're such a wonderful crowd, we'd like to play a little tune for you. It's one of my personal favorites and I'd like to dedicate it to a young man who doesn't think he's seen anything good today. Cameron Frye, this one's for you.
Ferris (sings) : Danke schoen, darling, danke schoen, thank you for all the joy and pain. Picture show, second balcony, was the place we'd meet. 2nd seat, go dutch treat. You were sweet.
Sloane : Ferris get off of the float!
Cam : Ahhhh! What are you doing?
Sloane : Ferris get off of the float!
Cam : You're out of your mind!
Ferris (sings) : Danke schoen, darling, danke schoen, save those lies darling don't explain. I recall Central Park in fall, how you tore your dress, what a mess (fades)
anything.wav Cam : School, parents, future. Ferris can do anything.
hero.wav Cam : Ferris Bueller, you're my hero.
dent.wav Cam : I dented the shit out of it.
kill.wav Cam : What did I do?
Ferris : You killed the car.
holyshit.wav Cam : Whoa. Holy shit!
stand.wav Cam : I am not going to sit on my ass, as the events that effect me unfold to determine the course of my life. I'm gonna take a stand!
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e d w a r d   r .   r o o n e y

throw.wav Ed Rooney : I don't trust this kid any further than I can throw him.
Grace : Well with your bad knee Ed, you shouldn't throw anybody.
ass.wav Ed Rooney : He jeopardises my ability to effectively govern this student body.
Grace : Well, makes you look like an ass is what he does, Ed.
cheese.wav Ed Rooney : I did not achieve this position in life by having some snot nosed punk leave my cheese out in the wind.
loss.wav Ed Rooney : Once again, let me tell you how deeply saddened I am by your loss.
grandmother.wav Ed Rooney : I had a grandmother once, uh, 2 actually.
gameisup.wav Ed Rooney : Les jeux sont faites. Translation. The game is up. Your ass is mine.
bigtrouble.wav Ed Rooney : You're in big trouble buster
scream.wav Jeanie : Ferris
Ed Rooney : Bueller
Screams, sounds of Ed Rooney falling to the ground and more screaming.
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j e a n i e   b u e l l e r

bite.wav Jeanie : Bite the big one Junior.
scream.wav Jeanie : Ferris
Ed Rooney : Bueller
Screams, sounds of Ed Rooney falling to the ground and more screaming.
herpes.wav Jeanie : Excuse me, whoever's in the house is still in the house I'd like you to know that I've just called the police. So if you have any brains whatsoever you'll get your ass out of my house real quick. I'd also like to add that I have my father's gun and a scorching case of herpes.
drugs.wav Garth Volbeck : Drugs
Jeanie : Thank you, no I'm straight.
Garth Volbeck : I meant are you in here for drugs?
Jeanie : Why are you here?
Garth Volbeck : Drugs
talkto.wav Garth Volbeck : There's somebody you should talk to.
Jeanie : If you say Ferris Bueller you lose a testicle.
Garth Volbeck : Oh you know him.
jeanie.wav Jeanie : Uh let's not ruin this with a lot of talk alright.
Garth Volbeck : You didn't tell me your name
Jeanie : Oh, well it's it's Jean, but a lot a lot of guys call me Shana.
Garth Volbeck : Okay Jean
Jeanie : That's great, um. Um I'll see you okay. Yah. Laughs
Katie Bueller : Jeanie now! Now!
Jeanie (sings) : Okaaay! Danke schoen, darling danke schoen.
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g r a c e

throw.wav
Ed Rooney : I don't trust this kid any further than I can throw him.
Grace : Well with your bad knee Ed, you shouldn't throw anybody.
ass.wav Ed Rooney : He jeopardises my ability to effectively govern this student body.
Grace : Well, makes you look like an ass is what he does, Ed.
dude.wav Grace : Oh well he's very popular Ed. The sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, wastoids, dweebies, dickheads -- they all adore him. They think he's a righteous dude.
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g a r t h   v o l b e c k

drugs.wav Garth Volbeck : Drugs
Jeanie : Thank you, no I'm straight.
Garth Volbeck : I meant are you in here for drugs?
Jeanie : Why are you here?
Garth Volbeck : Drugs
talkto.wav Garth Volbeck : There's somebody you should talk to.
Jeanie : If you say Ferris Bueller you lose a testicle.
Garth Volbeck : Oh you know him.
jeanie.wav Jeanie : Uh let's not ruin this with a lot of talk alright.
Garth Volbeck : You didn't tell me your name
Jeanie : Oh, well it's it's Jean, but a lot a lot of guys call me Shana.
Garth Volbeck : Okay Jean
Jeanie : That's great, um. Um I'll see you okay. Yah. Laughs
Katie Bueller : Jeanie now! Now!
Jeanie (sings) : Okaaay! Danke schoen, darling danke schoen.
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m i s c e l l a n e o u s   s o u n d s

bueller.wav Economics teacher : Bueller...Bueller...Bueller...Bueller.
simone.wav Simone : Um he's sick. My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw Ferris pass out at 31 Flavours last night. I guess it's pretty serious.
whatsoever.wav Simone : No problem whatsoever.
anyone.wav Economics teacher : Anyone know what this is? Class? Anyone? Anyone? Anyone seen this before.
wonder.wav Jeanie's friend : And this guy in my biology class, said that if Ferris dies he's giving he's eyes to Stevie Wonder. Ohhh he's such a sweetie.
wench.wav Save Ferris collection agent : Hey what if you need a favor someday from Ferris Bueller, then where will you be, huh? You heartless wench!
understanding.wav Chez Quis Maitre'd : I uh, appreciate your understanding.
Ferris : Don't think twice. It's understanding that makes it possible for people like us to tolerate a person like yourself.
nurse.wav Singing Nurse (sings) : I heard that you were feeling ill. Headache, fever and a chill. I came to help restore your pluck cos I'm the nurse who likes to...
parade.wav Ferris : Ladies and Gentlemen. You're such a wonderful crowd, we'd like to play a little tune for you. It's one of my personal favorites and I'd like to dedicate it to a young man who doesn't think he's seen anything good today. Cameron Frye, this one's for you.
Ferris (sings) : Danke schoen, darling, danke schoen, thank you for all the joy and pain. Picture show, second balcony, was the place we'd meet. 2nd seat, go dutch treat. You were sweet.
Sloane : Ferris get off of the float!
Cam : Ahhhh! What are you doing?
Sloane : Ferris get off of the float!
Cam : You're out of your mind!
Ferris (sings) : Danke schoen, darling, danke schoen, save those lies darling don't explain. I recall Central Park in fall, how you tore your dress, what a mess (fades)
jeanie.wav Jeanie :Uh let's not ruin this with a lot of talk alright.
Garth Volbeck : You didn't tell me your name
Jeanie : Oh, well it's it's Jean, but a lot a lot of guys call me Shana.
Garth Volbeck : Okay Jean
Jeanie : That's great, um. Um I'll see you okay. Yah. Laughs
Katie Bueller : Jeanie now! now!
Jeanie (sings) : Okaaay! Danke schoen, darling danke schoen.
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