On weeknights Daisy Duke was my future wife. I was going to own the
General Lee
and shoot dynamite arrows out the back. Why did they
weld the doors shut?
At the movies the Nerds got Revenge on the Alpha Betas
by teaming up with the Omega Mus. I watched
Indiana Jones save the Ark of the Covenant, and wondered what Yoda meant when he said,
"No, there is another."
