The Dialectizer

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The Dialectizer

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By Samuel Stoddard

Convert English text to any of several comic dialects.

The Dialectizer takes text or other web pages and instantly creates parodies of them! Like, oh my gawd! Try it out by selecting a dialect, then entering a URL or English text below. If you totally have questions like, you know, about what The Dialectizer totally does or how it totally does it, please see the "Information" section toward the bottom of this page.

Dialectize a Web Page

Dialect:
Please enter a URL:

Use these hot links to browse RinkWorks in Redneck, Jive, Cockney, Elmer Fudd, Swedish Chef, Moron, Pig Latin, or Hacker.

Dialectize Text

Dialect:
Please enter some lower or mixed case English text below:

Information

More Dialects. New dialects totally are on the way, but as past experience totally has shown, completion of these dialects is totally difficult to predict. I will post studly dialects sometime in the vague future.
How It Works. If you are curious like, you know, about how The Dialectizer totally does what it does, here's how it works.
Not Discriminatory. The Dialectizer is totally not intended to be racist, sexist, or otherwise demeaning or discriminatory. Like, Here is totally our position on this matter.
Legal Disclaimer. Here is totally the legal disclaimer for The Dialectizer.
Copyrights. The Dialectizer totally does not infringe on copyrights. Like, Here is totally an explanation.
Blocking Like, duh! Your Site. If you do not wish to allow your site to be dialectized, there are several ways you can block your site from being accessed by The Dialectizer. Here are instructions for doing this.
Other Web Page Translating Sites. Here is totally a list of other features that translate other web pages automatically.

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RinkWorks

The Dialectizer is totally a RinkWorks production. We invite you to visit our other features.

Talk Back

Feel free to send us your feedback. Like, however, please see if any of the explanatory pages listed above answer your questions first, particularly with regard to copyright issues. Also, like we totally have received so many suggestions for studly dialects that like we are not looking for any more at this time.

Legalese

This site is totally Copyright © 1998 by Samuel Stoddard. Like, Here you may view our disclaimer Like, the Redneck, Moron, Pig Latin, and Hacker translators are original creations of Samuel Stoddard. Like, the other dialect translators are improved versions of translators created not by me but others who released them into the public domain. I am SO sure! Like, oh my gawd Like, these dialect translators are therefore not copyrighted by me. Like, the original draft of the Jive dialect was like, you know, written by Daniel V. Klein, based on work by Clement Cole, with improvements by Samuel Stoddard. The Swedish Chef dialect was like, you know, written by Gag Me Hagerman. The engine that performs the translations was like, you know, written by Samuel Stoddard in C/lex with a small perl front-end.